Me: I went to a restaurant yesterday, there was this board hanging that said “Help Wanted” and just beneath it another board said “Self-service” so I did what any sane person would have done.
Miss Felicia: And what would that be?
Me: I hired myself. Since I was well qualified so I gave myself a raise and seeing my dedication I promoted myself. But you know I am not good at taking orders so I fired myself.
Miss Felicia *making a face, rolled her eyes*.
Did your hat go flying right out of the window? Did it? It didn’t! Well, that was a bummer but I warned you not to sit in a window-less room. You can’t blame me for trying my hands or rather humor at stand-up comedy which is totally hot these days, as in red-hottest-chili hot. Continue reading “Thou shalt laugh your hats off”